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spoopyyellowblues:

So everyone knows this little guy from finding nemo, right? Remember when nemo first met him, and he said: “See this tentacle? It’s actually shorter than all my other tentacles, but you can’t really tell.”
And in octopuses, one of their tentacles is actually their penis, and is structured slightly differently from the rest of their tentacles.
Guys.
Pearl was showing off his dick.

I thought Pearl was a girl.

ytvdisney17:

spoopyyellowblues:

So everyone knows this little guy from finding nemo, right?
Remember when nemo first met him, and he said:
“See this tentacle? It’s actually shorter than all my other tentacles, but you can’t really tell.”

And in octopuses, one of their tentacles is actually their penis, and is structured slightly differently from the rest of their tentacles.

Guys.

Pearl was showing off his dick.

I thought Pearl was a girl.

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londonbeep:

A sad but true love story

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More = > London Wallpapers

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dqdbpb:

we’re halfway thru april, u know what tht means?

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#ITS GONNA BE MAY

HOW DOES THIS MAKE ME LAUGH EVERY FUCKING YEAR!?

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lilithnox:

Two Navy baseball players do Frozen. (x)

Kelly would be so proud!

These two cuties are adorable! I want to keep them!

ACTUALLY PERFECT

and i was wondering if the guy in the backseat was going to play a part in this. he’s just sitting back there all chill until the end.

SHEER PERFECTION

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thinking ahs comes on tonight

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remembering it doesn’t

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captainnightlight:

You’re joking.

I am fucking done

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captainnightlight:

You’re joking.

I am fucking done

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cravings:

when someone makes jokes out of your insecurities 

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